{"id":1095,"date":"2023-09-07T14:57:25","date_gmt":"2023-09-07T20:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/?p=1095"},"modified":"2023-09-07T14:57:35","modified_gmt":"2023-09-07T20:57:35","slug":"poop-patrol-going-the-distance-for-the-love-of-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/poop-patrol-going-the-distance-for-the-love-of-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Poop Patrol&#8230; Going the Distance for the Love of Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-922 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/4264207F-5E57-447A-95F7-45DC5B128E83-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/4264207F-5E57-447A-95F7-45DC5B128E83-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/4264207F-5E57-447A-95F7-45DC5B128E83-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/4264207F-5E57-447A-95F7-45DC5B128E83-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/4264207F-5E57-447A-95F7-45DC5B128E83-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/4264207F-5E57-447A-95F7-45DC5B128E83-430x573.jpeg 430w, https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/4264207F-5E57-447A-95F7-45DC5B128E83-400x533.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/4264207F-5E57-447A-95F7-45DC5B128E83-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Please go the distance when picking up after your pet.\u00a0 \u00a0You did the heavy lifting when you brought the bag and scooped up the noxious excrement that oozed from your pup&#8217;s hind end.\u00a0 \u00a0That is a tremendous feat!!! Hooray for you!\u00a0 \u00a0Maybe a parade is in order!<\/p>\n<p>But why stop there?\u00a0 Why leave that perfectly knotted pouch of poo alongside the trail, on a rock or fence post, or hanging from a low hanging tree branch?\u00a0 Take pride in your knot tying skills and show them to the world!\u00a0 Take the credit!\u00a0 We all know there is no magical Fart Fairy picking up these stink sacks for us.\u00a0 \u00a0I&#8217;m pretty sure that others using the trails don&#8217;t appreciate coming upon trash either.\u00a0 \u00a0Your dog isn&#8217;t &#8220;native&#8221; to the area.. so wildlife has issues with it too.<\/p>\n<p>So, for the love of dog, please go the distance.\u00a0 You can do this.\u00a0 Pick it up, tie it up, and carry that bag to the finish line, aka Trash Can.\u00a0 \u00a0I have faith in your ability to serve as a role model to others.\u00a0 Show them that this is part of what you sign up for when you bring a pet into your home.\u00a0 \u00a0If you can&#8217;t muster the strength to see it through, leave your dog home or hire a dog walker who has the stamina to go the distance on your behalf.<\/p>\n<p>Make a difference.. one poop bag at a time!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please go the distance when picking up after your pet.\u00a0 \u00a0You did the heavy lifting when you brought the bag and scooped up the noxious excrement that oozed from your pup&#8217;s hind end.\u00a0 \u00a0That is a tremendous feat!!! Hooray for you!\u00a0 \u00a0Maybe a parade is in order! But why stop there?\u00a0 Why leave that perfectly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1095"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1098,"href":"https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions\/1098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/therehabvets.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}